TOMMY BOYD - ON TALKRADIO
Please note: The following material stems from the Talk Radio with most hours between 1997 and 1998. Recordings of various quality. Cleaned up as well as possible. Some of the hours have been released previous, but never at the quality they are sampled at now.
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TALKRADIO AFTERNOON SHOWS
Some listeners may find the following content and occasional foul language highly offensive - FANTASTIC!


TOMMY ATTACKS...

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NEW HEAVEN
Does heaven really exist? You can picture it but is that really what an after life would be like? Is there an after life?
NEW OLD COWS
You've got one down your street. You know them. You perhaps are one. Old cows finally put in their place (monologue slightly bad audio quality but improves).
NEW SEX EDUCATION
Tommy's boys had to leave the room at school when the teacher talked about women's periods! Tommy sees purple!
NEW SUNGLASSES
If you wear a pair of shades in the summer you're a PLONKER!
GYPSIES
An attack on the gypsies, that turns into a celebration thanks to Simon from Hampshire. Upset caller alert! This one is reduced to tears!
NO MORE NEW IDEAS!
Appalled by Fish n Chip flavour ice cream, Tommy ponders, is the planet running out of ideas?
GARDENERS
It's a bank holiday and people are out their gardening. Tommy loves weeds, don't destroy them!
GOLF
Golfers and Golf finally put in their place!
SMILING
Tommy wants women to smile he's sick of miserable women on photos and in public!
BASTILLE DAY
The French exterminated an entire class! We are expected to celebrate it! Bonus bit: Country Folk.
ELTON JOHN
Tommy picks to shreds "Mr average's music ability" and sets the record straight on Elton John.
SINGLE PEOPLE
They're selfish! Listen out for Tommy's brother Simon calling! Class!
DRIVING INSTRUCTORS
They are Satan's Soldiers!
SHY PEOPLE ARE SELFISH
Tommy has a cure for shyness, a complete show from March 1995. Submitted by Peter!
SWANS
Swans are evil! About time they got the payback they deserve!



TOMMY CELEBRATES...

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NEW FATHER CHRISTMAS EXISTS
Unfortunately the first half of this show wasn't recorded, but the last half is just as good. Hear Tommy argue with Joyce that Father Christmas is more real than Jesus!
NEW XMAS EVE WONDERFUL HOUR
An exclusive wonderful hour from Christmas Eve 1997. Some additional talk pre-wonderful hour. Thanks to Dave for the submission.
NEW SNOW
It's snowing and Tommy wants to celebrate the snow. It's good for the economy and law and order, but the Killjoys won't have it!
NEW NEW FOOTBALL KITS
It's a new season of football and the new kits are out. Tommy thinks all parents should be proud to buy their children the new designs! Thanks to Dave for the tape!
NEW THE BREAST OF TOMMY BOYD
Two and a half hour highlights in this festive compilation of The Tommy Boyd show aired Christmas Day 1997.
NEW OFFICE PARTIES
Office Parties are fantastic aren't they? Featuring a dear old caller by the name of Jessie who breaks down on air. Tommy at his most sensitive.
NEW STRIPPING
Tommy celebrates stripping. He doesn't half love women's bottoms. Features a live striptease with commentary!
NEW REVERENDS
The Reverend Boyd will see you now. You know God is really like a bicycle isn't he...
A'LEVELS
Students all over the country are panicking about their A'Levels. Good! Fantastic! They chose it!
CHRISTMAS
It's only November and 6 weeks away but never too early to celebrate Christmas! Unless your name is Rena and you love turkeys!
PHYSICAL PERFECTION
Tommy celebrates the human form in all its perfection. Everyone aspires to be perfect looking don't they? That's the aim!
WITCHES
Tommy discusses Witches and has a quiz to find out how you can spot if a lady really is one...
CORSETS
Corsets are Fantastic. Enjoy the Brothel worker, a lady who writes erotic literature, someone who works at a massage parlour, a discussion on bondage, and a caller claiming to be erect whilst driving.
AUSTRALIANS
Every British person wished they were Australian, but arguments ensue over the Aboriginies. Also features short show promoting teaching under 11s to Drive.
BLOKES HOUR
Babes, footie, beers, top tottie, lager, birds, sport... Followed by motoring issue: spectacle wearers shouldnt be allowed to drive.
PERIODS
Tommy celebrates women's periods and asks: when's your next period due?
COWBOY BUILDERS
From the wild west to modern day construction workers, Cowboys are best doing it rogue especially when they are building you a new conservatory!
SPENDING MONEY
3 people spent a few grand on dinner in a restaurant. So what? Tommy thinks its FANTASTIC! But his listeners don't!
PETER MILLS
Classic flirting roleplay hour. Peter Mills is in his Penthouse. 60's porn music playing. Don't tell the wife!
JET SKIS
Tommys got a new jet ski and its FANTASTIC! Classic mine's better than yours hour!
HAY FEVER
Tommy wishes he had hay fever its fantastic! A laugh a minute hour with a classic rendition of a grease song.
LOCAL COUNCILS
In an hour celebrating our local councils plenty of heated debate had with a familiar voice popping up from Hampshire who isnt who he claims to be...?



TOMMY PROPOSES...

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DRINK DRIVERS
Let's give them a legless armistice!
BALDNESS Vs PERIODS
Going bald is worse than menstruating. It is. Tommy has the top 10 reasons why!
FRANKENSTEIN
It won't be long, surely, before we can create Frankenstein!!!
ELECTRICITY
Electrical items could be slowly killing us!
REMOVE ANIMALS TEETH
Dangerous dogs and all other animals can be muted as a threat if we were to take their teeth out...! first 12 mins not great due to delayed echo effect on tape.
UNLAWFUL AFFAIRS
Tommy believes it should be illegal to book a hotel as a Mr and Mrs because affairs would be more fun that way!
MAKE CHILDREN WORK
Children should be made to work! It would cut down on sweat shop exploitation for one...
THE ISLE OF WIGHT
Give the isle of wight to the Argentinians!
BAN COOKERS
There's evil in your kitchen and it's your cooker! It's killing you -- They should be banned!
BRING BACK BULLFIGHTING
Probably one of the greatest hours of radio ever produced!
PENSIONS FOR WORK
Tommy proposes that old people are made to work for their pension!



TOMMY'S THEORIES...

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COUNTRY FOLK
Mother nature AND humanity are against Country Folk! Who'd live in the country? Soon nobody will!
GRAVITY
Gravity is on the increase.
UNEMPLOYMENT GENETIC?
Unemployment could be a genetic trait? So should unemployed men be banned from having children? Has Tommy met his match in caller Nick? You decide!
GHOSTS
What are ghosts? Are they merely a different form of energy?
ARE THE PEOPLE OF HULL BEING KEPT AGAINST THEIR WILL?
Some believe Hull to be the centre of secret government and/or military activity. Thousands of students come to Hull each year and a lot of them never leave.
JESUS WAS HALF ITALIAN
According to the Talmud, Jesus was half Italian. But what did he look like Tommy asks? Listen out for many fun religious arguments, with a belter of a finale with John from London. Bonus argument: Joan from Leeds arguing about Winston Churchill.
ALLERGIES
Are allergies a thing of the mind? Fish and animals dont suffer from them so why do we?
HOMOSEXUALITY
A global scoop, from evidence gathered during regression, it was concluded that homosexuals could well have been the opposite sex in their last carnation.



ANGRY/WONDERFUL HRS...

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NEW XMAS EVE WONDERFUL HOUR
An exclusive wonderful hour from Christmas Eve 1997. Some additional talk pre-wonderful hour. Thanks to Dave for the submission.
ANGRY HOUR
Talk Radio "angry hour" show from June 1995. Submitted by Peter!

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